Batmania United Kingdom Riddles

Riddle: "What has neither nails or bones but has four fingers and a thumb?
Answer: A glove!

Riddle: There are three men an a boat with a pack of cigarettes and no matches. How did they manage to smoke?
Answer: They threw one cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

Riddle: "When is a person like a piece of wood?"
Answer: "When it's a ruler"

Riddle: "Question, what is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose ?"
Answer: "A law suit !"

Riddle: What has yellow skin and writes?
Answer: A ball point banana!!!
Riddle What people are always in a hurry?
Answer Rushing people......Russians!!!
Robin: I've got it!!! Someone Russian is going to slip on a banana peel and break their neck!!!!
Batman: Exactly Robin! It's the only possible answer!!

Riddle: What is always on it's way here but never arrives?
Answer: Tomorrow

Riddle: Why is silk like grass?
Answer: They are both sold by the yard.

Riddle: Why is a bear like a fallen tree?
Answer: Because they both lumber.

Riddle: When is a person like a stupid relative?
Answer: When it's a man-a-kin.

Riddle: ''What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and space, the beginning of every end and the end of every race?
Answer: The Letter "E"

Riddle: When is a bonnet not a bonnet?
Answer: When it becomes a young woman!

Riddle: Why is a welder like a woman in love?
Answer: Because they both carry a torch!!

Riddle: Said one baker to another, how do jou make a dishonest shortcake?
Answer: Lie-berry

The riddle below was submitted to Batmania UK by "copdigger63"
Riddle: WHEN does a Boy Wonder rhyme with bubble?
"When he's in trouble"
Riddler: WRONG!!! When he's DOUBLE - SPLIT in two halves - right down the MIDDLE!!!!!!!